Just stand down! First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Cut to close-up of Deadpool smoking. Deadpool 2's Super Duper Cut is less of a definitive director's cut and more of an alternate, 15-minute longer version of the movie with a small across-the-board increase in inappropriate sex . Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! Right next to a. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy, and fucked up, and not particularly convenient. It isnt too late. They probably won't even make a 3. I'm a grower, not a shower. You are not your father. Deadpool: Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. I want to belong to something, like you, Pool sir. Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. Why do you think I'm helping him? What a dick. Deadpool: Wade Wilson: I don't do well with pain, you know. From Deadpool trashing X-Mansion in Professor Xavier's . No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie! Wade, whoever they are, we'll track them down, and bring them to justice. The day of reckoning is here! Let's talk. Well, guess what, Wolvie? : Deadpool: Lets flip a coin, okay? Puns. [halts trailer] - Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death. All rights reserved. As one of only two survivors of a government experiment called Project: Armageddon, Neena Thurman gained the ability to manipulate luck and became the mercenary, Domino. Meet Domino I was a soldier. When an explosion propels her into the air, she safely lands on a random inflatable panda. I'm just gonna use this brick. Deadpool But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. [jumps out of building and lands on knees]. Colossus: Deadpool: You guys coming with us?Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No, well get the kids back to the mansion. Domino entered Wade Wilson's life in 2018's Deadpool 2 when she joined X-Force, and thanks to her luck manipulation ability, she was the only recruit to make it out of the team's first . Dopinder We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. By Chase Magnett This is crazy. Yeah, something like that. FUCK! [to Sluggo] : Vanessa: Ah, planets. From now on, we'll be known as X-Force. New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. [blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun]. Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. That's all it takes to be a hero. Because I've been inside you. Deadpool: Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. [Russell uses his power to throw Deadpool aside]Cable: Wonderful kid.Russell: You cant stop me, Wade! [he shoots the old Deadpool several more times]Deadpool: Love you! | It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! : What the fuck knuckles is this? I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me. That came out wrong. [after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him]. The difference is night and day. Sweetheart, can you speak up? I was fighting a caped badass. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. The Juggernaut! So you're from the future? Don't look, it'll only make it worse. See? Domino Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Wade Wilson: - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. That's why we've rounded up our favorite quotes from the new movie. F***! Deadpool: Traffic? Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. Unknown. Peter: My name's Peter. Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, and a few others reprise their roles but there are . He's dead, too. Cool. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and then have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Deadpool: No, Im pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa: Baby, thats Empire. "It has always been a dream to see my face reflected in your helmet." Deadpool: F*** Wolverine. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Here's a spoiler alert. Yeesh. Oh, yes. Wade Wilson: Deadpool: A good day. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. Cable Let me see here. Deadpool: Just cleaning up the timelines! Fred Savage: Yeah, why would they? Ah, planets. Domino We compiled a list of the top 5 lines from Deadpool, but a list of that size simply could not contain the awesomeness of this new installment, which is why we've included 15 of the best quotes from Deadpool 2. What have we done? That's from Robocop! [to Cable] Oh my God! Deadpool: Bring it in. Director David Leitch. . Deadpool It was me. You look like a fruit who had sex with a spoiled older fruit. : It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. Peter: And that is the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard. That's such a you thing to say. Cable: People think they understand pain. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Download 1890x900 Zazie Beetz As Domino In Deadpool 2 1890x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K : Published May 14, 2022. Deadpool: Deadpool: Um, I just saw the ad. Say fuck for me. That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. However, as plans for Deadpool's debut in Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe slowly gestate, Zazie Beetz, who co-starred as mercenary Domino in 2018's Deadpool 2, is clearly expressing a . Deadpool: You're in. 1 #11 (June 1992). YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! You are not your father. I know it's called a Sea Breeze. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. Wade Wilson: Deadpool. I know you can! 5. One, is dubstep still a thing? | What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? : [dizzy from a big action sequence] Special Forces. You know what we need to do? Following the success of "Deadpool" in 2016, the anti-hero is back for a sequel. ,Basses: Peter Cable: The names Cable. Weasel: Peter: He seemed great. You have a good heart. Deadpool: Colossus: I stub my toe I'm done for the day. Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes. Go home, Sugar Bear, go home. : Dopinder: In "Human Centipede," it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. Deadpool: [referring to Vanessa] I loved her. Weasel: We were going to start a family. I'm gonna miss him. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. Deadpool: [Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him]. Deadpool Cable: That is *so* not practical. You used the last of your fuel. Deadpool: You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. I didn't lie what kind of film this was. [Juggernaut comes out of a pile of rubble] I was born into war, bred into it. [after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi]. Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. [speaking about his ex-wife] From $1.46. I have three questions, then. Crews explains how the X . You did this for me? We need a code. One of the more high profile characters to make the leap from comics to the big screen in Deadpool 2 is Zazie Beetz's mutant mercenary Domino. Deadpool's X-Force team was short-lived, but it found a star. You are not judge, jury or executioner. Look at me. Deadpool: Im fine.Buck: You know what fine stands for, Wade? I just have a few final words. Wade Wilson: Vanessa, Weasel, Blind Al, Dopinder, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, and Colossus all return for Deadpool 2, joined by comic fan favorites Cable, Domino, Russell, Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy, and . Its both history teacher and fortune teller. Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say "There's a first time for everything,son." Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). : Few moments doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. Ooh! Your heart's in the wrong place, big guy. You're not a fuckin' hero. At least we still have Bowie. It's a metal arm! And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. Peter The point is, kids, they give us a chance to be better than we are. You're so dark. Domino [we see the old Deadpool/Weapon XI when his mouth was closed off]Logan: Wade, is that you? Juggernaut! : That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! Dont scratch! Hi. Four or five moments. "I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun." I want to fill my soul. - Deadpool. He hurt you badly. No! Domino I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring. You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Deadpool turns around and picks up the container]. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. "It's a big house. Vanessa: Vanessa awaits. I never shouldve left you there. Bedlam: Will you give Domino my email? Deadpool: But we cant really live till weve died a little, can we? I have three questions then. Tails, you did it for me. Domino: Seriously, I don't get it! Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Deadpool: Zazie Beetz, the actor playing Domino in Deadpool 2, has shared her heartbreak over the death of her stunt double during filming in Vancouver on Monday. Domino Karan Soni - Dopinder. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy and fucked up, and not particularly convenient! Wade Wilson: : She always struggled. Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. : : When I get really scared I get nervous erections. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I never shouldve left you in that prison.Russell: I cant trust you. Were not, theres no X-Force!Peter: Alright, well, this has been pretty scary!Deadpool: Go home, Sugarbear. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. We all need a genuine sense of home, a place Dopinder: With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Deadpool 2 is an R-rated film, and that is reflected in its dialogue, as are key moments from the movie itself. [looks at the camera] [to Domino] Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.". We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years. "- Cable: You remind me of my wife. I use a device to slide through time. Did he just call himself God? Actually, that may have been me. Whatever. I think he did. Good news and bad news. And certainly not very cinematic. I don't have one. Dopinder: Deadpool: You guys make a super cute couple. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. [suddenly blood splatters on the script, we see Reynolds is shot in the head, as he drops we see Deadpool behind with a gun]Deadpool: Youre welcome, Canada. Deadpool 2. : By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. I can distort electrical fields. "Doing the right thing is messy. You're still using my Velcro labels. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Juggernaut: It's no big deal. You need to just keep living.Deadpool: Thank you, Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.Blind Al: Listen to the pain. The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' Next time Uber. You are not judge, jury or executioner!Deadpool: F*** your rules! Probably a guy who can't draw feet! Deadpool: I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, [Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool]. YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! George Michael was right. By the time the movie's end credits roll, Deadpool 2 has established a new (and far less accident-prone) X-Force lineup of Deadpool, Cable, Domino, Firefist, and Dopinder the cabbie. I mean, luck? There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh Wade Wilson: Don't make me say it. Cable: Heres a spoiler alert. Ive been inside your shoes, which is also off-putting. Dale! Best Deadpool 2 Quotes. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too. What's Juggernaut got that I don't got? - Deadpool. The one in Minneapolis. [he hears a knife open]Deadpool: Is there a knife in my d**k?Cable: Theres a knife in your d**k, yes. Yeah. Everything usually works out for me.Deadpool: Luck isnt a superpower.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, it isnt.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, maam.Domino: Mmm-hmm.Deadpool: Mario No-pez.Domino: Yeah.Deadpool: Nacho cheese.Domino: No, it definitely is.Deadpool: Theres no way that itDomino: Sorry, I was interrupting you.Deadpool: No, I interrupted you.Domino: No, no, no. Deadpool: You know, it has always been a dream of mine, to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent. Characters in Deadpool 2: Wade Wilson / Deadpool. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. : open/close all folders. Deadpool: 20th Century Fox. Makes you want to hurt others. "Ashes" by Cline Dion. I don't do it on" then weasel was like FUCk can someone tell me what does it mean and why weasel cursed Deadpool: Dopinder: : Yukio, Wade. Weasel: MeetDomino: Domino.Deadpool: Whats your shtick?Domino: Im lucky.Deadpool: If youre so lucky, then what are you doing here with us?Domino: I dont know yet.Deadpool: Whats that supposed to mean?Domino: It means that I dont know yet. We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. Listen to the pain. She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. Fuck your rules! Deadpool But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. It's a god-damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! Full Winnie the Pooh. Deadpool: : Any power you wanna tell us about? Shes gone.Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? My body is an instrument of death. You're embarrassing me. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? Better than we used to be.Deadpool: Youre a lot smarter than I look. Weasel: [she turns and leaves]Deadpool: Shes great. You did this for me? Those bullets were, like, super fast. Ryan Reynolds: [to himself as he finishes reading the Green Lantern script] Welcome to the big leagues, kid. She's not coming back. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. We are so fucked! I fight for what's right, and sometimes you gotta fight dirty. With that many great bits of dialogue, it can be difficult to recall all of the funniest (and sometimes poignant) moments without a complete script in front of you. "It's a god damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch." Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. [Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away], Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him, trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck, Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar, in the background, throws a box of supplies, cuts down one bullet then gets riddled by more bullets, looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him, after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Doesn't make any sense. Rock, meet Bottom. Deadpool: Hello, superpower. There it is. [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. Great a bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. Deadpool: Domino Colossus: Youre not a f***ing hero. - Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.". Trainee. That's a twist." Deadpool 2 adds several big guns to Fox's X-Men cinematic universe. There's one out there for you. When she randomly jumps onto a moving vehicle, she's able to land directly in the passenger's seat. Make it quick. Deadpool: Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. We have rules. Wait, you can't go back. There we go, the kids call this docking. 28. Zip it, black Black Widow! Wade Wilson: : Sorry I'm late. What about your girl and your wife? Here we go. [Tag: killing, team, youth ] more on this quote . Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. Deadpool 3 is on the cusp of finally becoming a reality, with the live-action film reportedly set to . Deadpool: People nobody would touch. Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. OPENING CREDITS. [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. from Yentl. The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. Im dying in this one, too. Whatever. And nobody fucking realizes it. Hitler - 20 April 1889']. Wade Wilson: What about your girl, your wife?Cable: No, my familys safe. Its me! Deadpool I see what you did there. Morena Baccarin. [to Wade] I have one right now. [pulls out a knife] This might not be the family you want, but it's the family you need. I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun.Deadpool: Youre in.Weasel: Yeah.Dopinder: F***! 20th Century Fox. Deadpool: Dopinder: : The good news is, I dont think anyones going to miss Shatterstar. I'm dropping in. Colossus: Olivia Singh. Cable: - Deadpool. Hes dead, too. Movieweb. That youll start judging people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.Cable: Jesus. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! Were still good.Domino: F***, you are dumb.Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still cant talk about it. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. The difference is night and day. Wade? : Deadpool: This is so much tougher than I thought. Weasel: How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is Deadpool: : Sweetheart, could you speak up? "Domino.". Cable: I was once an X-Man! No one's ever changed you. - Deadpool. yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. Domino: Peter! Come on. No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. She is a mutant and mercenary who possesses the ability to manipulate probability in her favor, giving the effect of incredible luck. Its not a great analogy. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so, donde esta la biblioteca? I loved her. Something I could never master. Deadpool: In Deadpool 2, Domino is played by Zazie Beetz, in an outfit that differs considerably from her comic book costume. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. : Deadpool was an action-packed movie but star Josh Brolin has now revealed that we can expect to see even more action in the highly anticipated sequel which will throw both Cable and Domino into . Nope! Deadpool 2 Script Lyrics. I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. He loves killing kids. Cast Ryan Reynolds. ", "It's so dark. [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Deadpool: Good Deadpool." - Deadpool. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. This Deadpool 2 Character Deserves Their Own Movie. He was torturing me! [Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. Zazie Beetz as Domino . Aw. Where was I? : I wanna take them back! : If there's anything you take away today - other than the need to google "what the fuck is dubstep" - it's that we all need to belong to someone. Deadpool: [Restored to full health after his collar broke off] I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. Cable, you get back to your family and you tell them Wade says hi. Don't scratch! Blind Al: They should've just amputated it, why shit in it? I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*. It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. Deadpool: In every film, theres a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. Deadpool: Is that a fanny pack? Deadpool [to Cable] Deadpool: He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. Deadpool : By Joshua Kristian McCoy. Gary Peter Deadpool: We need a code. Domino (Neena Thurman) is a former mercenary turned member of the X-Men and has the ability to manipulate luck as represented by her expert marksmanship. X-Men! Wade Wilson: [whispers to Peter]
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